What is that EDF Energy thing meant to be?
Keep thinking it’s an onion but that makes little to no sense.
There are some pretty weird oddly specific TV genres.
Like the ‘lady pensioner single handedly solving crimes’ genre.
Never understood the popularity of that, yet there seems to be loads.
Choking here
Think I’ve posted about this before. But I used to keep naming lookalikes for my friend that looked nothing like him. Turned out he kept the list of names in a notepad file.
So it includes stuff like Wolf from Gladiators, Hurley from Lost, Kermit the Frog, Fred Durst, The Big Show, Kes, and Tommy Pickles.
But for some reason I am gasping for air at one of them being Joe Swash.
Like, got a right proper choke on.
Shouldn’t enjoy winding my parents up as much as I do.
Mum was making some pasta bake thing yesterday, and made the tomato sauce.
Mum: “Mm! Smells so tomatoey!”
Me: “I know yeah, probably all the tomatoes in it.”
And earlier on was in the car with my dad, he had Simple Minds on, like the absolute dad that he is. I knew that full well, yet this conversation ensued.
Me: “Who’s this?”
Dad: “Simple Minds”
Me: “You’re a simple mind.”
Walked in to that tbf. Although I think both scenarios really just prove that the real simple mind is me.
Dunno what my mum is doing.
Just texted me asking I’ve been to bring the bin back in cause it’s BIN DAY innit. Anyway, came out with this;
“Have you bin and got the bin?”
Then literally seconds later;
“That was funny.”
If you say so.
Could Roy Keane please break Paddy McGuiness’ entire head.
Or at least volley him in the throat.
For the love of god please.
Soccer Aid
Don’t understand it. Surely they’d raise a lot more money if it was just full of past like, genuine footballing legends or something.
I mean who the fuck wants to watch a match where they’ve got Jamie Theakston amd Patrick fucking Kielty against each other. And that bloke I think is ‘famous’ purely for being Robbie Williams mate.
Shit off.
Keanu Reeves acting masterclass on ITV.
Being acted off the screen by his bedside cabinet which is somehow less wooden than Keanu.
It’s weird.
When I was a little kid whenever I’d see a limo I’d think “Whoa, I wonder who’s in there?!”.
Now when I see them I immediately think that inside there is a group of girls collectively making no previously known sound on Earth, or a group of blokes taking turns going “WHEEEY!”.
Or people grieving the sad loss of a friend or family member.
Either way, tragic.
